Hell Asylum

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Wow, this movies stunk. I mainly wanted to get some Brinke Stevens films and this "sounded" ok, but was i ever wrong.Even one of the few good moments turns comical when the ghost demon thing pulls one of the girls up a chimney and blood and bones fall... well, i didn't know she had 3 femur bones!!! Strangely they seemed to have a location, but i guess were restricted to only 3 rooms of it... it literally takes place in 2 rooms and a hallway and the basement.So, yeah i like cheesy movies but this seemed very rushed and thrown together.

If this film has taught me one thing, it's to take the average Amazon rating with a pinch of salt. Although, I can only blame myself. In fact, the only reason I sat through the whole sorry spectacle was to avoid being accused of writing a bad review of a part-film.I'll start with the positives - of which there aren't many - the John Carpenter-esque soundtrack and, of course, gratuitous T&A action. Other than that, it's downhill all the way.The sound and picture quality are appalling. At first I thought I was watching an old 80s horror transferred to DVD but, no, it was just that bad. The script - well what there is of it - is equally laughable. Other viewers have said it's so bad it's good. It's not. It's just plain bad.Oh, and that dude on the front cover and title screen? Nah, he doesn't feature. I wonder if that's a case for the Trade Descriptions Act...hmmm.To be fair, it could have been a half-decent film, a sort of cross between My Little Eye and Blair Witch Project. Or something. The premise wasn't that bad it was just the execution that left to be desired.I really hate those reviews that say 'i'll never get those 90 minutes back'. In fairness, I can say with impunity that i'll never get that 70 minutes back.

I am giving this loser 2 stars because of the guts of everyone who worked on this stinker to put there name on it.If I saw any of these people in public I would encourage a good old lynching.There is not one level this movie is not bad on,except one.THE END,that was the only good thing about it.I paid one cent for this,and that was to much.

This film is not a good B-movie. In fact, it is quite the opposite. It is a terrible B-movie. I don't think they were even trying when they wrote the script. The effects look like they hired a first-grader to do them. The script went from bad to worse by not making any sense whatsoever. The acting was atrocious. I'm sure there are plenty of starving actors/actresses they could have hired to of done a better job. The cover picture is far more horrifying than anything in the movie.**[Spoilers: Nine deaths does not warrant the tagline- "The body count has to be seen to be believed."]**If your looking for a great horror film, this is not it. I don't know how this got a distributor.